It's a conspiracy!

 Hot on the heels of the oh so helpful letter from LibDem MEP Andrew Duff’s minion, the international banking conspiracy strikes another blow against  plucky Jim Richards, the battling pensioner from central Italy. Tom Wise, the erstwhile Ukip MEP who responded with alacrity to my missive to the European parliamentarians,  has been charged with fraud. Click here to read the BBC report. Clearly a move by the international bankers - who I’ve recently discovered are in fact a front for the Tem.... aaagh. 

Editor’s note: Dan Brown’s forthcoming novel Angles and Nutters will explain all.