The end of the beginning.

As Churchill famously remarked in connection with Montgomery’s defeat of Rommel: ‘… this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. but it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.’ Yesterday I sent Monica Bruni, a local estate agent, details of our house, with a view to obtaining a rough estimate of its current market value. I have no wish to live in England again, especially in the Fens. I find myself increasingly out of sympathy with the UK’s zeitgeist: its Little Englander euroscepticism, its tolerance of the ill-mannered and overweight yobs who crowd its streets, its eager adoption of the values of the Murdoch press and the Daily Mail, and consequent failure to see where the interests of the vast majority of its inhabitants lie and who their real enemies are. On the other hand we have friends and family there and could possibly be useful to the latter for a few years. And given the terrible economic outlook which the UK faces owing to the bankers’ Gordon Brown’s [redacted by Cleggeroon  Undercover Net Total Surveillance*] criminal irresponsibility we may have to provide Candy with more support than occasional baby-sitting.

   In theory, we haven’t committed ourselves to selling, merely to seeing what we could realise if we did. However, I feel that it’s like one of those relationships where people are considering a trial separation. One knows that despite protestations to the contrary it won’t be long before one of them is screwing someone else - if indeed one of them hasn’t been doing so secretly for some time already. I see the downhill path stretched out before me: the Sibillini dissolve into the monotonous Fens, the palazzo shrinks into some dreary rabbit-hutch. For a few brief years we enjoy being close to our family and friends, and then, as physical and mental decrepitude gallop on apace, a living death incarcerated in some god-awful gerryhome surrounded by the stench of our own incontinence.That’s the end -  but I fear it’s beginning now.

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