Not the only weirdo in the village.

A couple of years ago in one of my posts I announced the groundbreaking discovery that inanimate objects may have a mind of their own.
 An article in today's Observer reveals that I'm not alone in my lunacy. In his latest book, The Science Delusion, the erstwhile Cambridge Biologist, Rupert Sheldrake, 'take[s] some of the stonier commandments of contemporary science and make[s] them into questions: .... "Is matter unconscious?" '
   Sadly, although Sheldrake is a former fellow of Clare College, his views have zero credibility in the scientific community, so scuppering my chances of international recognition as a pioneer of the greatest revolution in our understanding of the world since Darwin published The Origin of Species.